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Your Accomplishments
Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify

By Scott Adams

The latest collection from best-selling cartoonist Scott Adams that touches on the subject of underperforming and sneaky co-workers.

Inside Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify, Adams tackles the subjects of Elbonian slave labor, faulty product recalls, less-than-anonymous employee surveys, and more.

If you've ever looked among your co-workers and thought, "I hope feral cats eat every one of you," or briefly celebrated a well-deserved promotion only to realize that the word "promotion" now means that you're responsible for doing two jobs for the price of one, then chances are you find the corporate cubicle culture represented inside Dilbert alive and well inside your own work environment--and that's exactly what makes Dilbert so topical and funny.

From Dilbert's invention of a portable brain scanner (with a popcorn microwave option) to his moonlighting as a professional corporate crime scene cleaner,Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify chronicles pointless projects, interminable meetings, and ill-conceived office policies one Dilbert strip at a time.
Everything I Ever Needed
to Know About _____*
I Learned from Monty Python: 9781250004703 “Everything I Ever Needed to Know About _____* I Learned from Monty Python: *History, Art, Poetry, Communism, Philosophy, the Media, Birth, Death, ... Mythology, Fish Slapping, and Many More!”

by Brian Cogan & Jeff Massey

A comprehensive and hilarious guide to understanding the many Monty Python jokes and allusions

Throughout their five seasons on British television (and well into the troop's movie sequels and assorted solo projects), Monty Python became a worldwide symbol not only for taking serious subjects and making them silly, but also for treating silly subjects seriously. Monty Python provided a treasure trove of erudite "in" jokes, offering sly allusions to subjects as diverse as T.S. Elliot's "Murder in the Cathedral" (as part of a commercial for a weight loss product) and how to conjugate Latin properly (as explained by a Roman centurion to a Jewish zealot painting anti-Roman graffiti on a wall). It was this combination of the uniquely highbrow but silly humor that inspired countless followers (Saturday Night Live, to name one). This hilarious and helpful guide puts Python's myriad references into context for the legion of fans, scholars, and pop culture aficionados that still strive to "get" Monty Python.

144940102
Price: $16.99

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Monty Python's
Flying Circus
Hidden Treasures

Adrian Besley

This is the story of Monty Python, one the most popular and influential forces in modern comedy—and of their TV show—told in words and images. This celebratory book includes 22 removable facsimiles of rare memorabilia from their official archives, including hand-scribbled scripts, cue sheets, character lists, posters, and animation artwork. Written with active input from the Pythons themselves, the book recounts the adventures of all six members and their TV show, from early days in the Cambridge Footlights through early appearances on the BBC, global stardom, the inevitable fights, and their triumphant reunions.

141972444
Price: $40.00

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Luke Skywalker Can't Read
Ryan Britt

Pop Culture and sci-fi guru Ryan Britt has never met a monster, alien, wizard, or superhero that didn’t need further analysis.

Essayist Ryan Britt got a sex education from dirty pictures of dinosaurs, made out with Jar-Jar Binks at midnight, and figured out how to kick depression with a Doctor Who Netflix-binge. Alternating between personal anecdote, hilarious insight, and smart analysis, Luke Skywalker Can’t Read contends that Barbarella is good for you, that monster movies are just romantic comedies with commitment issues, that Dracula and Sherlock Holmes are total hipsters, and, most shockingly, shows how virtually everyone in the Star Wars universe is functionally illiterate.

Romp through time and space, from the circus sideshows of 100 years ago to the Comic Cons of today, from darkest corners of the Galaxy to the comfort of your couch. For anyone who pretended their flashlight was a lightsaber, stood in line for a movie at midnight, or dreamed they were abducted by aliens, Luke Skywalker Can't Read is full of answers to questions you haven't thought to ask, and perfect for readers of Chuck Klosterman, Rob Sheffield, and Ernest Cline.


014751757
Price: $16.00

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I Am A Pole
(And So Can You!)
Stephen Colbert

"The perfect gift to give a child or grandchild for their high school or college graduation.
Also Father's Day.
Also, other times."

- Stephen Colbert

145552342
Price: $15.99

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Color Your Own
Guardians of the Galaxy

Get hooked on revealing the true colors of the Guardians of the Galaxy! Marvel's lovable band of space-faring misfits are captured here in 60 pages of crisp black-and-white artwork, and it's up to you to throw some shade in their direction! Grab your pens, pencils or crayons and have fun! You can take a literal approach to the rules like Drax, or go for an awesome mix of hues like you know Star-Lord would -after all, why not a red Rocket, a green Groot or a golden Gamora? And if you lose control a little here and there, don't worry -the Guardians aren't known for staying within the lines! With stellar art from some of the biggest names in comics, this is one cosmic coloring book, and the starring role is yours!

130290440
Price: $9.99

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How to Share a Bad Attitude
Ben Goode

Includes Tips for when Your Attitude Really Stinks
188502742
Reg. Price: $6.95
Sale Price: $3.50

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Dr Ben's Bogus Diet Breakthrough
Ben Goode

Lose 2 pounds in 5 years! The diet and exercise revolution for people who are definitely not serious.
188502732
Reg. Price: $6.95
Sale Price: $3.50

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How to Cheer Up
the Crabby People in Your Life

By Ben Goode

You never know when someone around you might be crabby enough to start a civil war.  You should take no chances.  Don't blow it by missing your opportunity to buy this book thereby possibly placing the future of the entire world in jeopardy.

188502712
Reg. Price: $6.95
Sale Price: $3.50

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If Life Were Fair, Horses
Would Ride Half the Time

The truth about life, by Ben Goode

If you have seen more than a few sunsets, you may be starting to suspect that life is not fair. This book provides more evidence. This latest in a series of futile efforts by Ben Goode to solve life's big problems, will have his usual following of demented, politically in-correct, and off-center readers rolling in the aisles.

188502717
Reg. Price: $6.95
Sale Price: $3.50

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Men Exposed!...
Ben Goode

By Ben Goode

“Men Exposed!: A Book Guaranteed to Solve All Your Problems with Guys... Even the Really Dopey Ones”

The following are the only legitimate reasons you can be excused from buying this book:

Your family is getting ready to turn off your life support.

You are a species that biologically has no gender.

You live among the Amazon and the only man you will ever encounter will be your property.

You are a mother of 3 or more boys (in which case you deserve a throne, crown, and a long vacation - I should pay you a royalty.)


188502743
Reg. Price: $6.95
Sale Price: $3.50

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Some Things Are Worse
Than Being Older Than Dirt

By Ben Goode

Ben Goode returns to one of his favorite topics, Geezing. In this book you'll learn how to maintain a good attitude after the world has hurled your decrepit body, or the body of someone you know, onto the trash heap of life.

188502711
Reg. Price: $6.95
Sale Price: $3.50

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The Disgusted Driver's Handbook
Ben Goode

Instructions for Surviving on Roads Infested with Idiots

An exhaustive work describing the disintegration of driving in America and offering invaluable insight in surviving this modern day pestilence.

188502709
Reg. Price: $6.95
Sale Price: $3.50

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The Fine Art of Worrying. . .
Ben Goode

"The Fine Art of Worrying: The Official Guide Book for Worry Warts"

By Ben Goode

People today are worried. We worry that the economy will go into the tank, causing us to get laid off from our job as quality control tester at the dental floss foundry. We worry that our taxes will get pulled for an audit and that the IRS will notice that we deducted the cost of 138 Big Macs as a research expense. Let’s face it; we have lots to worry about.

188502721
Reg. Price: $6.95
Sale Price: $3.50

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The Official
A Game of Thrones
Coloring Book

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER - "The perfect gift for fans of George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire and HBO’s Game of Thrones, this one-of-a-kind adult coloring book features forty-five exclusive illustrations!"

ALL MEN MUST DRAW

In a world where weddings are red, fire is green, and debts are paid in gold, countless images leap off the page thanks to the eye-popping intricacy of the vivid settings and details. Now, for the first time, fans of this blockbuster saga can fill in the blanks and marvel as this meticulously imagined universe comes to life, one sword, sigil, and castle at a time. With dozens of stunning original black-and-white illustrations from world-renowned illustrators Yvonne Gilbert, John Howe, Tomislav Tomić, Adam Stower, and Levi Pinfold, this unique collector’s item expands the reach of an international phenomenon with flying colors.

110196576
Price: $16.95

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Paper Voodoo Doll
Note Pad

Most of us have far more than one individual in our lives who requires a blessing or a hex-hence the practicality of a multiple-sheet pad!
Doodle and annotate your intentions, then watch your wishes come true
A powerful gift for your friends
Stick it to someone-white pins for good, black for evil
6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

160106161
Price: $7.00

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Shakespeare Insult Generator
Barry Kraft

Shakespeare Insult Generator: Mix and Match More than 150,000 Insults in the Bard's Own Words

Put dullards and miscreants in their place with more than 150,000 handy mix-and-match insults in the bard's own words. This entertaining insult generator and flip book collects hundreds of words from Shakespeare's most pointed barbs and allows readers to combine them in creative and hilariously stinging ways. From "apish bald-pated abomination" to "cuckoldly dull-brained blockhead" to "obscene rump-fed hornbeast," each insult can be chosen at random or customized to fit any situation that calls for a literary smackdown. Featuring an informative introduction on Shakespearean wit, and notes on which terms were coined or only used once by the author in his work, this delightful book will sharpen the tongue of Shakespeare fans and insult aficionados without much further ado.

145212775
Price: $12.95

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Works Well with Others
Ross McCammon

An Outsider's Guide to Shaking Hands, Shutting Up, Handling Jerks, and Other Crucial Skills in Business That No One Ever Teaches You.

Esquire editor and Entrepreneur etiquette columnist Ross McCammon delivers a funny and authoritative guide that provides the advice you really need to be confident and authentic at work, even when you have no idea what's going on.

Ten years ago, before he got a job at Esquire magazine and way before he became the etiquette columnist at Entrepreneur magazine, Ross McCammon, editor at an in-flight magazine, was staring out a second-floor window at a parking lot in suburban Dallas wondering if it was five o clock yet. Everything changed with one phone call from Esquire. Three weeks later, he was working in New York and wondering what the hell had just happened.

This is McCammon's honest, funny, and entertaining journey from impostor to authority, a story that begins with periods of debilitating workplace anxiety but leads to rich insights and practical advice from a guy who made it but who still remembers what it s like to feel entirely ill-equipped for professional success. And for life in general, if we are being completely honest. McCammon points out the workplace for what it is: an often absurd landscape of ego and fear guided by social rules that no one ever talks about. He offers a mix of enlightening and often self-deprecating personal stories about his experience and clear, practical advice on getting the small things right crucial skills that often go unacknowledged from shaking a hand to conducting a business meeting in a bar to navigating a work party.

052595502
Price: $26.95

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Keep Curious and
Carry a Banana
H.A. Rey

Keep Curious and Carry a Banana: Words of Wisdom from the World of Curious George

For more than seventy-five years, the world of Curious George has delighted readers with its playful charm and deceptively simple wisdom. Fans of the Keep Calm and Carry On craze will find comfort in this Georgified version of the popular book format. Each inspiration is humorously accompanied by an illustration from the original works of H. A. Rey’s Curious George books.

Sure to make readers chuckle as only George can, this book is packed with inspiration and humor. It's the perfect gift for all the curious people in your life!

054465648
Price: $12.99

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Yuge!: 30 Years
Doonesbury on Trump
G. B. Trudeeau

“Doonesbury is one of the most overrated strips out there. Mediocre at best.”
--Donald Trump, 1989

He tried to warn us. Ever since the release of the first Trump-for-President trial balloon in 1987, Doonesbury’s Garry Trudeau has tirelessly tracked and highlighted the unsavory career of the most unqualified candidate to ever aspire to the White House. It’s all there--the hilarious narcissism, the schoolyard bullying, the loathsome misogyny, the breathtaking ignorance; and a good portion of the Doonesbury cast has been tangled up in it.  Join Duke, Honey, Earl, J.J., Mike, Mark, Roland, Boopsie, B.D., Sal, Alice, Elmont, Sid, Zonker, Sam, Bernie, Rev. Sloan, and even the Red Rascal as they cross storylines with the big, orange airhorn who’s giving the GOP such fits.

Garry Trudeau is the “sleazeball” “third-rate talent” who draws the “overrated” comic strip Doonesbury, which “very few people read.” He lives in New York City with his wife Jane Pauley, who “has far more talent than he has."


144948133
Price: $14.99

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The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain
A Book of Quotations

Renowned as a novelist, journalist, and humorist, Mark Twain is not only one of the most widely read and admired American writers, he is also among the most quoted. Wit and repartee permeate his work from the short, light pieces to his great novel "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and even later, in dark meditations on the human condition where his humor takes on a cynical, satirical twist.

This remarkably inexpensive volume gathers together hundreds of Twain's most memorable quips and comments on life, love, history, culture, travel, and a diversity of other topics that occupied his thoughts over 50 years of writing and lecturing.

An invaluable, ready reference for writers, speakers, and others in search of amusing and insightful quotes, this entertaining and thought-provoking compilation is also an ideal introduction to Twain's inimitable style and thought.

Dover Classics paperback

048640664
Price: $3.00

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